i can do this like hemingway.

ached genuinely, lied selectively, blamed wholeheartedly.

signed, sealed, deliverd. then turned back.

first date, third base, last seen.

grossly misunderstood but slutty: never underpaid.

nothing against my better judgement – yet.

financially cared-for was not psychiatric help.

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an intralingual-translation exercise for gender-studies majors

translation

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how to google-search and rank your co-partecipants before the conference

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i like men who like themselves

especially if they do so against their better judgement, just like i do.

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tormented mentors

elizabeth wurtzel got married, amanda palmer got pregnant, thank god dorothy parker’s dead.

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prepositions & combinatory logic

overvalued and oversexed is love; undervalued and oversexed is slut-shaming; overvalued and undersexed is on antidepressants; but undervalued and undersexed is just plain rudeness.

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time doth flit; oh, shit.

as soon as i make peace with the idea that it’s too late to die young, it dawns on me that it’s also too late to be a young divorcée. ah, to be 21 again…

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