valentine’s day

valentine

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if.you.ask.me

you shouldn’t be allowed to pick your teenage idols until you’re 45
(if you want a second opinion on this, e-mail alanis morissette at ask.alanis@theguardian.com. they say she gives very good advice: http://www.vogue.com/13390608/alanis-morissette-interview).

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seven types of ambiguity, or one

7types

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iStalk, an instrument for groupies who are too lazy to get out of bed to have meaningful conversations with famous people

istalk

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criteria to measure failure objectively #1

you’re the person you dreamt of being when you were 16

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someway, somehow, i feel this has deep philosophical meaning

google

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to f. II

sometimes he lies awake at night, and he asks “where have i gone wrong?”. then a voice says to him “this is going to take more than one night.” so he likes the voice on facebook and peace is restored. some tentative hope remains that one day he’ll like the One Thousand and One Nights page as well.
there are people who’ll be entitled to some minor disappointment. i would like to remind them that the golden & silver days are still not over, no matter what (although better inside jokes are most definitely welcomed).

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