ached genuinely, lied selectively, blamed wholeheartedly.
signed, sealed, deliverd. then turned back.
first date, third base, last seen.
grossly misunderstood but slutty: never underpaid.
nothing against my better judgement – yet.
financially cared-for was not psychiatric help.
especially if they do so against their better judgement, just like i do.
elizabeth wurtzel got married, amanda palmer got pregnant, thank god dorothy parker’s dead.
overvalued and oversexed is love; undervalued and oversexed is slut-shaming; overvalued and undersexed is on antidepressants; but undervalued and undersexed is just plain rudeness.
as soon as i make peace with the idea that it’s too late to die young, it dawns on me that it’s also too late to be a young divorcée. ah, to be 21 again…