Category Archives: Stuck in the middlebrow

if.you.ask.me (un/tormented mentors II)

you shouldn’t be allowed to pick your teenage idols until you’re 45 (if you want a second opinion on this, e-mail alanis morissette at ask.alanis@theguardian.com.) Advertisements

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SIX-WORD STORIES – i can do this like hemingway.

love story ached genuinely, lied selectively, blamed wholeheartedly. counterintuitiveness signed, sealed, deliverd. then turned back. short love story first date, third base, last seen. compensating grossly misunderstood but slutty: never underpaid. unfinished autobiography nothing against my better judgement – yet. … Continue reading

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when dorothy parker meets the depeche mode

you can scratch a lover but that won’t stop your itching

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it’s my party

i can die if i want to

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a night at the library

unlike the night at the museum, won’t have any sequel.

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you’re not the exception, you’re the rule

and the rule is you’re the rule when it comes to good things and you’re the exception when it comes to bad things.

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wasn’t life supposed to be more than this?

no.

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