Category Archives: Nothing fails like success

if.you.ask.me (un/tormented mentors II)

you shouldn’t be allowed to pick your teenage idols until you’re 45 (if you want a second opinion on this, e-mail alanis morissette at ask.alanis@theguardian.com.) Advertisements

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dreams can come true: look at me baby i’m with you. you know you gotta have hope, you know you’ve got to be strong.

you can lead what-if-ing to even-though-ing, but you can’t make it think.

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sometimes i wish i had to pay to google stuff

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new passive-aggressive perspectives on self-esteem

maybe it’s not that mine’s too low. maybe everyone else’s is way too high.

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tormented mentors

elizabeth wurtzel got married, amanda palmer got pregnant, thankfully dorothy parker’s dead, and god knows what they’re going to make of lorealai gilmore.

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time doth flit; oh, shit.

as soon as i make peace with the idea that it’s too late to die young, it dawns on me that it’s also too late to be a young divorcée.

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an example of why counter-intuitiveness makes for the best definitions

reality: the ultimate proof that darwin would never have made it in a darwinistic world.

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