Category Archives: Sentimental Valium

the 30-something friend you should never have slept with introduces you to his mentor, and the power imbalance between the two of you is finally crystal clear

“isn’t he just great?” “he’s something. how old is he?” “76” “does he have any children?” “oh, no, not yet”. Advertisements

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shaken up

smudged tears, bruised lipstick, blackened ego

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ah, bartleby! ah, incomprehensible urge to do whatever i feel i shouldn’t!

i would prefer not to, but i do it anyway. i dislike it thoroughly and repeat it the next day.

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to f. II

sometimes he lies awake at night, and he asks “where have i gone wrong?”. then a voice says to him “this is going to take more than one night.” so he likes the voice on facebook and peace is restored. … Continue reading

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the manager of a gambling den, a right-wing politician who writes soft-porn fiction on the side, and a spanish teacher recovering from morphine addiction walk into a bar.

for some women ex-boyfriend reunions are erotic dreams. for others they’re jokes.

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an intralingual-translation exercise for gender-studies majors

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i like men who like themselves

as long as they do so the same way i like them: against their better judgement.

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