Category Archives: Curriculum vitae

thoughts thought after lorelai gilmore’s demise & my best professional failure thus far (tormented mentors III)

– premenopausal women should not be trusted to deliver eulogies and research grants – when all else fails, fall back on autobiography, and fail better – someone could save the day if they weren’t too busy impersonating sean spicer – … Continue reading

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summer lovin’, kafka dreamin’

i find a 4-pack yogurt in the fridge in my mother’s home. even though the 4-pack looks like a 4-pack, however, it’s actually a pigeon — a pigeon i’m responsible for, but i’d forgotten about that. i’m feeling upset because … Continue reading

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the manager of a gambling den, a right-wing politician who writes soft-porn fiction on the side, and a spanish teacher recovering from morphine addiction walk into a bar.

for some women ex-boyfriend reunions are erotic dreams. for others they’re jokes.

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how to google-search and rank your co-partecipants before the conference

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time doth flit; oh, shit.

as soon as i make peace with the idea that it’s too late to die young, it dawns on me that it’s also too late to be a young divorcée.

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true excerpts from true e-mails from a true scholar of experimental life-writing

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school plays as metaphors for life

some people play the little match girl, and some people play the little match.

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