Category Archives: Résumés

shaken up

smudged tears, bruised lipstick, blackened ego Advertisements

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the manager of a gambling den, a right-wing politician who writes soft-porn fiction on the side, and a spanish teacher recovering from morphine addiction walk into a bar.

for some women ex-boyfriend reunions are erotic dreams. for others they’re jokes.

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SIX-WORD STORIES – i can do this like hemingway.

love story ached genuinely, lied selectively, blamed wholeheartedly. counterintuitiveness signed, sealed, deliverd. then turned back. short love story first date, third base, last seen. compensating grossly misunderstood but slutty: never underpaid. unfinished autobiography nothing against my better judgement – yet. … Continue reading

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ach, du

who?

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let’s play pretend chiasmuses

self-respect, pride; affectation, decorum. lost virtues, acquired tastes; potayto, potahto.

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guess who, guess what?

someone different, something similar.

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know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

buddhists are their own bodies; cartesians own their own bodies; and, apparently, christians rent theirs.

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