you shouldn’t be allowed to pick your teenage idols until you’re 45
(if you want a second opinion on this, e-mail alanis morissette at firstname.lastname@example.org.)
sometimes he lies awake at night, and he asks “where have i gone wrong?”. then a voice says to him “this is going to take more than one night.” so he likes the voice on facebook and peace is restored.
some tentative hope remains that one day he’ll like the One Thousand and One Nights page as well.
you can lead what-if-ing to even-though-ing, but you can’t make it think.
for some women ex-boyfriend reunions are erotic dreams. for others they’re jokes.
if i start writing now, can i have a novel published before the adjective ‘dunhamian’ is coined?