valentine’s day picture you’re only allowed to post if you’re still attractive

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if.you.ask.me (un/tormented mentors II)

you shouldn’t be allowed to pick your teenage idols until you’re 45
(if you want a second opinion on this, e-mail alanis morissette at ask.alanis@theguardian.com.)

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somehow i feel this has some kind of philosophical meaning

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to f. II

sometimes he lies awake at night, and he asks “where have i gone wrong?”. then a voice says to him “this is going to take more than one night.” so he likes the voice on facebook and peace is restored.

some tentative hope remains that one day he’ll like the One Thousand and One Nights page as well.

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dreams can come true: look at me baby i’m with you. you know you gotta have hope, you know you’ve got to be strong.

you can lead what-if-ing to even-though-ing, but you can’t make it think.

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the manager of a gambling den, a right-wing politician who writes soft-porn fiction on the side, and a spanish teacher recovering from morphine addiction walk into a bar.

for some women ex-boyfriend reunions are erotic dreams. for others they’re jokes.

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the anxiety of influence

if i start writing now, can i have a novel published before the adjective ‘dunhamian’ is coined?

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