Category Archives: Academia.unedu

everyone likes my essays

and i feel like charles bovary

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a night at the library

unlike the night at the museum, won’t have any sequel.

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blurred deadlines

for papers about moral grey areas are mockingly funny and slightly threatening.

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role reversal

eight years later you graduate from examinee to examiner, and you discover that neither actually reads  course material.

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lazy phds watch bad movies

the holiday: cameron diaz sees her life as a bunch of trailers for a movie never made. graduate students see their lives as a bunch of abstracts for articles never written, and they most definitely won’t meet jude law in … Continue reading

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an I for an I

makes critics happy and readers go blind

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the upperside of down and the inside of out

or wherever else your poststructuralist critical thinking lets you know you may be (although.perhaps.not.quite.totally.yet.if.ever)

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