a night at the library II

why, why, why state things that are NOT going to not happen?

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everyone likes my essays

and i feel like charles bovary

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carrie bradshaw’s moral decadence, and mine (almost a syllogism)

carrie bradshaw wants all her money where she can see it: hanging in her closet.
i am an academic and cultural theorist, and thus despise western visually-dominated cultural pheonomena.
i want to experience the degrading effects my money has on me; i want it where i can taste it, and feel it: floating in my glass, and then in my stomach.

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it’s my party

i can die if i want to

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a night at the library

unlike the night at the museum, won’t have any sequel.

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a post-feminist revisitation of the oedipus complex

male civilization may progress out of a desire to overpower the fathers; but female creativity does progress out of a desire to overpower ex boyfriends.

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input/output IIb

give too much too soon and you’ll get back too little too never

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