things i’ll never miss (assuming i ever stop doing them) #1

having sangria from a plastic bottle for lunch at 3:30

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know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

buddhists are their own bodies; cartesians own their own bodies; and, apparently, christians rent theirs.

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increase sexual health awareness through nursery rhymes!

if you have hpv and you know it, clap your hands

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blurred deadlines

for papers about moral grey areas are mockingly funny and slightly threatening.

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proper to humans

after derrida we cannot resort to language, rationality, clothes, laughing, remembering, mourning… thank god we still have hpv.

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cause maybe you’re gonna be the one that saves me

but you most likely won’t be.

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reminders from boyfriends past II

if photographs outnumber STDs, you have taken too many pictures of someone who didn’t deserve it.

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